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Beach Crush
02:50
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Beach Crush x 4
Her smile reminds me of a boardwalk churro
Salty, yet dripping with delight
The way the sand hugs her thighs
Makes me want to be her wife
It's my beach crush
He's my beach crush
She's my beach crush
Bae's my beach crush
She's got eyes like a washed up flounder
Flat, but could always be rounder
Baes got skin like a washed up sand castle
(I worked 3 hours on that!)
Chorus
Moan/Groan
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I want to be find a beach where I can spread my seed (Sorry mom)
Lost my job at Jon Ron's Surf Hut
Sometimes being a beach boy just doesn't cut it
I just want to be the biggest, oiliest hunk on the beach
Take me to the beach and bury me
Saltwater runs through these veins
Never going home again where I'm a geek every night
Riding my surfboard forgot to wax her up
Waves today are killer, killer whale she's sleeping
Working on my tan, got a killer base
No sunscreen for me, cause I'm AP Beach
Chorus
Lost boys don't stay burnt forever
Chorus
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Beach Addict
03:29
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Three's a party, but crabs a crowd
I'm baked in the sun
This ain't a nude beach, but the tops can come off for fun
I'm baked in the sun
Momma, there's sand in my shorts
The only way to get it out is to swim
Momma, I'm baked in the sun
Momma, I'm addicted to the beach
We can grab our boards at hit this wave
Where are the beach babes? (Right here)
We can meet at the sand bar
Here's the tip, there's more to the shaft
Chorus
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King Dad Raleigh, North Carolina
3 dads in the Greensboro/Raleigh area.
King Dad recommends:
The Days Are Just Packed
by Pictures of Vernon
Twinkly Greensboro emo/punk. nuff said.
go to albumIf you like King Dad, you may also like:
Heaven Surrounds You
by Surf Curse
Bouncy, nervous indie rock shaded with melancholy, like a beach with its color washed out at night.
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Coy bedroom pop from Orlando, Florida.
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Delightfully escapist surf pop from Reno, Nevada.
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Biographer
by Giant Waste of Man
L.A.’s Giant Waste of Man turn out hammering, hooky rock songs with a vaguely psychedelic edge, anthemic and expansive.
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The new EP from Cuffed Up is a big, boisterous rock record, with bruising riffs and snarling, hooky vocals.
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