Beach Up!

by King Dad

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3 song demo/EP recorded and mixed in ~4 hours.


released May 30, 2015

Thanks to all the beach dads.



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King Dad Raleigh, North Carolina

3 dads in the Greensboro/Raleigh area.

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Track Name: Beach Crush
Beach Crush x 4

Her smile reminds me of a boardwalk churro
Salty, yet dripping with delight
The way the sand hugs her thighs
Makes me want to be her wife

It's my beach crush
He's my beach crush
She's my beach crush
Bae's my beach crush

She's got eyes like a washed up flounder
Flat, but could always be rounder
Baes got skin like a washed up sand castle
(I worked 3 hours on that!)


Track Name: Take Me to the Beach (and Bury Me)
I want to be find a beach where I can spread my seed (Sorry mom)
Lost my job at Jon Ron's Surf Hut
Sometimes being a beach boy just doesn't cut it
I just want to be the biggest, oiliest hunk on the beach

Take me to the beach and bury me
Saltwater runs through these veins
Never going home again where I'm a geek every night

Riding my surfboard forgot to wax her up
Waves today are killer, killer whale she's sleeping
Working on my tan, got a killer base
No sunscreen for me, cause I'm AP Beach


Lost boys don't stay burnt forever

Track Name: Beach Addict
Three's a party, but crabs a crowd
I'm baked in the sun
This ain't a nude beach, but the tops can come off for fun
I'm baked in the sun

Momma, there's sand in my shorts
The only way to get it out is to swim
Momma, I'm baked in the sun
Momma, I'm addicted to the beach

We can grab our boards at hit this wave
Where are the beach babes? (Right here)
We can meet at the sand bar
Here's the tip, there's more to the shaft